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May Safety in the spirit of poor old PJ
Everybody remembers that classic episode of Biker Grove that featured a beleaguered PJ floundering around the paintball course uttering the words that would be immortalised in every young viewer’s mind, ‘Duncan, I’m blind! Duncan, I’m blind!’
Well, it wasn’t just entertainment. Any paintball attendant will tell you when you get to the course that if you don’t want to end up like PJ (presumably having hits like ‘Let’s Get Ready to Rumble’ forever associated with your name), then you must never, ever, ever take your goggles off when you’re on the course. You never know when some paintball-wielding maniac is going to unload a cartridge into your face, so keep those eyes covered.