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May Quick! Summer won’t hang around for long!
Well, the calendar might not reckon it’s summer just yet, but we all know that this could be as good as it gets, so it’s time to fight with every other Brit to make sure you get some summer activities under your belt.
Come July there’ll be floods, so you’ve got hurry up and get yourself straight out onto the paintball course, followed by a trip to Alton Towers, rapidly followed by several trips to the beach, not forgetting to stop for a few cremated sausages every night off your charcoal-encrusted barbecue.
In fact, I might pour myself a Pimm’s right now. I haven’t got any cucumber though. Do you reckon a gherkin would do the trick?