Paintballing

Why, why, why, why, why would anyone want to go?

It seems that the main aim of the whole game is to shoot your friends?? am I the only person who thinks that this is a little weird??

I would much rather go shopping, I really like to go shopping for shoes or dresses.  Dresses are a particular favourite of mine to buy.  I also like to buy tops.  I recently bought a lovely dress from H&M’s I love H&M’s it is so cheap but really good value, you can literally walk out with bags of clothes, shoes and accessories for very little money. Try shopping!!

Paint Balls

Why are paint-balls different colours?

Surely they should all be red after all blood is red and you are pretending to shoot each other.  Red is a more appropriate colour if the game is playing pretending to kill each other.  Perhaps they are colour’s like red, pink, yellow and green and such like to pretend that it is acceptable to go around pretending to kill each other or does the fact that they are different colour’s make more of a child’s game of cops and robbers or soldiers out of it, therefore making it more acceptable to play.

Swimming With Sharks

Is swimming with sharks an extreme sport?

I would say it is, I wouldn’t ever go swimming with sharks for the following reasons

1. I don’t want to get eaten alive.

2. I am quite scared of the sea (mainly because I don’t want to get eaten alive by a shark).

3. Sharks aren’t the only sea creatures that want to eat you.

4. It’s quite cold.

5. Without a doubt water will go in your ears.

6. Whales are massive and will undoubtedly try to eat you.

7. There may be jelly fish around and they will sting you and eventually you will die from that very sting.

For these reasons I will never swim with sharks or any of the other above sea creature/people eaters.

Safety Gear

Paint-balling rocks my world! I can not wait till the next time someone asks me to join them on a paint-balling expedition, you know I’ll be there in my gear ready and waiting to shoot some paint-balls at someone, I like to hide in the bushes and ambush people.

I would never shoot someone in the face though, have you seen what happened to PJ out of Byker Grove he was actually blinded and he was only about 10 at the time, although I don’t think he had a mask on which was a little silly thing to do.  I always wear a mask.

Stag Parties

My other half went on a stag party weekend recently and the main event of the weekend was p.a.i.n.t.b.a.l.l.i.n.g,

He all his friends and the stag all really enjoyed themselves, although they  all thought it was quite expensive as they also ran out of paint balls and had to purchase more paint balls, paint balls are also very expensive.  Personally I wouldn’t go paint balling as I don’t really like to get hurt and I think people would gun for me as I scream really loudly when I’m hurt.  I might go if someone pays for me and I can wear lots of padding and got extra balls.