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May Attract women with your paintballing bruises
God, I love paintballing. Would you like to know what my favourite part of this truly thrilling activity is? The bruises. Nothing makes me feel like more of a man than comparing a massive bruise with the ones my mates have sustained at the hands of my paintball gun.
The girls absolutely love it. Nothing can bring the girls flocking towards you quite like a giant yellow bruise on your distended beer gut. Unless, of course, you’re lucky enough to get a point-blank shot to the face. Then you’ll be knee-deep in women for at least until the swelling goes down.
I have my next paintballing trip booked already. Book yours!